thetowndrugdealer:

they gave condoms at school today, i got 2, 1 for each leg

spoken-not-written:

heyfunniest:

When someone tickles my neck.. 

I CAN RELATE TO A FUCKING PLASTIC BOTTLE I HATE THIS WEBSITE
thatfunnyblog:

Funny Stuff you like?

meladoodle:

prosecutorblackquill:

what if u woke up and ur fav fictional character was snuggled next to u and they were like “good morning”

nemo.. you cant be here.. your dad will be worried sick

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2k13blogger:

i have 3 moods:

  1. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  2. ????????????????
  3. ?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!

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accioguitardis:

cyberunfamous:

trillow:

how much do islands cost i want one

Less than a college education

image

what the fuck


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amoying:

HOW am i expected to go to school when i wake up the same time that it ends

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indecisivebeewolf:

heyfunniest:



Best gif usage

kylajaykay:

mamayuuma:

"what will your kids think of that tattoo?"
my kids aren’t going to give 2 shits because i’m not going to raise them to be a judgmental asshole like yours did

i’m just going to reblog this over and over again until i give myself carpal tunnel

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