gay8:

gay8:

gay8:

my parents split after they made me. i am a volcano. they are tectonic plates. follow for more geological humour.

i really hope the two people who just followed me aren’t looking for geological humour or you are going to be earth-shatteringly disappointed

this post is one of my best by a landslide

officialfrenchtoast:

jesus-take-the-feels:

offficialfrenchtoast:

Mom: hey do some chores

Me:

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What the fuck did your mom give birth too

someone who doesnt like doing chores

metrobussy:

when u boutta prove a bitch how wrong they are

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theanti90smovement:

if you’ve ever liked my selfie you’re going to heaven

croutoncat:

people who randomly decide to compliment you are so important

officialfrenchtoast:

time sure flies when you take a nap

spankmehardbarry:

vineing:

how do u get ur grades up in like 6 minutes

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