Woman: *gives birth*
Doctor: congratulations ma’am
*tries to hand the woman her baby*
Woman: *looks from baby to doctor*
Is there a return policy?
can i have a fork
do you have a metal one
i planned this for days guys why wont you love me
if i ever met satan the first thing i would say is “did it hurt…when you fell from heaven??” It would be hilarious. The next thing I would do is probably burst into flame and get impaled dozens of times but it would still be hilarious
Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
Ask your mom.
IM LAUGHING SO HARD AT BYZANTINE ART
THE FUCKIN BABYS FACE I CATN FUCKIN DO THIS
AND WHEN THE ANGEL GABRIEL COMES TO TELL MARY THAT SHE’S PREGNANT WITH JESUS
MARY’S FACE HAHA
“god fuking d am it gabe can we not”
don’t give me your sass i’m just the fucking messenger